There's something intrinsically very funny about the way John Cleese says the word "bastard".
Somebody in a podcast called spaghettios the grossest canned food. Not even close. Huitlacoche (I don't know if I spelled that right) is far nastier and as for food that is normal when not in a can but shouldn't be in a can, I've seen canned peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Trivia question: what do you sometimes see on clocks and tarot cards but nowhere else?