Fuck you for taking over most of the Walgreen's spaces but not offering their service of helping those of us who can't afford cars by making it so we can put money on our electronic cards.
Fuck you for putting heating pads on shelves on your floor so people with back and leg injuries have to go down on our knees to get them.
Fuck you for hiring people who think I mean diarrhea meds when I ask for stuff to get the oil out of my skin.
Fuck you for hiring people who, when I ask for an eyeshadow set that isn't 90% brown, bring me one that is and then deny it. I'm looking right at them, I can see they're fucking brown.
Fuck you for your six feet long receipts. The trees should not be killed just so you can give me coupons for shit I never buy.
and lastly, fuck you for discontinuing your almond, cashew, macadamia and pecan blend that was super yummy and that NO OTHER NUT COMPANY I COULD FIND MAKES.