your favorite female character
I don't care if they're not fictional, I'm picking Jennifer and Clarissa, the Two Fat Ladies! They're well educated, they've been all over the world, they're funny, they're a little crazy in a very charming British sort of way, they obviously don't hate themselves for being fat, they pretty much single-handedly disprove the stereotype that Brits can't cook, they don't go mad with the salt like a lot of TV chefs do (cough cough emeril cough) and they even have a cool motorcycle!
(icon is because House is being a pissant because he's annoyed I didn't pick someone "hot")