a song you want played at your funeral
"Always Look On the Bright Side of Life" by Monty Python
Incompatibility chapter 6
"Come on, Robert, we haven't hung out together since your marriage broke up! It'll be a great party!"
Chase sighed. "Look, Paul, last time I did anything like this it didn't go at all well."
"No offense, but that speed dating stuff is bullshit, you can't get to know anybody well in a five minute conversation, anyway, from what you told me I get the feeling that House guy you're always complaining about just went because he was bored and wanted to see you get jerked around. You need to get out and have some fun! And you know how great Ray's parties always are. You told me you feel ready to start dating again."
"I still have feelings for Allison, I don't know...."
"Do you feel ready to meet some new babes?"
"There are always plenty of hot single women at Ray's parties, you know that."