March 25th, 2008

Hugh Smile

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 I can't even leave my apartment without being hassled. I found out last night that several of my neighbors' kids think I'm a witch. I have never once done anything to the little brats, I have never yelled at them, threatened or bothered them in any way. 
Mini review of "Lines in the Sand". How could the kid possibly know about the worms? It's extremely obvious to me House not wanting to get rid of the bloody carpet was his way of saying, "Fuck off, Death." I'm surprised neither Wilson nor anyone else seemed able to figure this out. Barbie is so stupid she can't tell House is quoting "Casablanca". i do think House has got Asperger's, and I'm not just saying this because I have it and identify with him. (I also think he was a damn genius to get the kid to copy him.)
           Iatroeco-oxyglossophilia  Part 9
           I cleared my throat. I didn't think Cuddy could get me in much trouble just for yelling at her. Anyway, it had felt damn good. I went around the corner...and almost bumped into House.
           I'm pretty sure I did a W.C. Fields take when I saw him and realized he'd heard every word of my tirade. He crossed his arms and gave me the hairy eyeball. I couldn't think of anything more articulate than, "Uhhhhhh...."
           Slowly, he gave me a huge smile.
           "Never saw Velma on Scooby-Doo go apeshit before."
           "I hope I'm better looking than she is. Anyway, if some blond fuckwad ordered me around like that I'd strangle him with his little orange scarf."
           House whispered in my ear, "Thank you.'
           "I hate to have to tell you this, but I'm leaving the hospital day after tomorrow and I'm going home Tuesday."
           He kept whispering, "I'm going to miss you."
           i whispered back, "I'm going to miss you too. I know doctors can take vacations. Wanna come see me in California?"
           He gave me a funny look. "That's not a bad idea."
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