hopefulDo you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? nope. i don't even use conditioner.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? either
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? no
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? I haven't used any in ages
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no, i usually use them.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? I know enough about animals to know how to avoid both those situations.
8: Do you have freckles? no
9: Do you always smile for pictures? I'm notoriously camera shy. usually the only time I'm happy to pose for pictures is in a fannish context.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? stupidity or bigotry of any sort.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? no
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Yes.
13: What about pooped in the woods? Yes.
14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? No
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? no, but i used to do that when i was a kid.
16: How many people have you slept with this week? i don't have much of a sex life. :(
17: What size is your bed? Double
18: What is your song of the week? Good Old fashioned Lover Boy by Queen
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Sure, why not?
20: Do you still watch cartoons? yes, but usually cartoons that aren't really intended for little kids.
21: Whats your least favorite movie? I really hated Titanic enough to walk out of it. Usually I stick around through a bad movie in a theater just to see if it gets better later but it was really a piece of shit. it depresses the fuck out of me how popular it was. Twilight is shit too but I at least got some laughs out of it.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? that's a stupid question.
23: What do you drink with dinner? Depends on my mood and what I'm having for dinner.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? i usually don't eat chicken nuggets.
25: What is your favorite food? Chinese and chocolate
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Velvet Goldmine, Hard Day's Night, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Dr. Strangelove, Yellow Submarine, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Spinal Tap, Roger Rabbit, Forrest Gump, Maltese Falcon, Citizen Kane, Waking Life, Casablanca, most John Waters, most Terry Gilliam
27: Last person who kissed/kissed you? My roomie
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? I got kicked out of girl Scouts on the first day for being weird.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? no
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? don't remember
31: Can you change the oil on a car? i forget how.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No
33: Ever ran out of gas? No.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich? a rare steak hero w/ mushrooms and provolone cheese
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? I change my mind a lot about that. right now, bacon, scrambled eggs, an English muffin and tea.
36: What is your usual bedtime? depends how tired i am.
37: Are you lazy? sometimes.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? I've been a witch, a giraffe, a zebra, Harpo Marx, Mork, a dragon, and a soda can. those are all the ones i can remember right now.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Year of the Tiger, water.
40: How many languages can you speak? Fluently- English.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? the new yorker and Bon Appetit. The new Yorker ran an article yesterday where they mentioned fanfic but had quotation marks around the word fanfic, which i thought was pretty fucking condescending of them.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? LEGOS.
43: Are you stubborn? yes
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? whoever's got Hugh Laurie on.
45: Ever watch soap operas? no
46: Are you afraid of heights? No.
47: Do you sing in the car? rarely
48: Do you sing in the shower? No
49: Do you dance in the car? whaa?
50: Ever used a gun? nope, the only time I've ever even touched a real gun is when i saw Penn and Teller doing the bullet catch trick live and Teller picked me out of the audience.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I don't recall.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? depends on the musical.
53: Is Christmas stressful? A little.
54: Ever eat a pierogi? Yes.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie? I love apple, pumpkin, and lemon pie.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? either a rock star or a mad scientist.
57: Do you believe in ghosts? no
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? didn't you already ask me that?
59: Take a vitamin daily? no
60: Wear slippers? No
61: Wear a bath robe? yes
62: What do you wear to bed? sleepshirt, pajama tops or nothing
63: First concert? something classical when i was a real little kkd
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? I hate walmart. k mart is meh so i guess target.
65: Nike or Adidas? I don't care.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos? Either the puffy kind of Cheetos or Fritos, especially with one of the awesome dips my local grocery store has.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanuts
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? No
69: Ever take dance lessons? Yes, when i was in junior high. I thought it was going to be fun. it wasn't.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I'm probably less likely to get married than the damn pope.
71: Can you curl your tongue? Yes.
72: Ever won a spelling bee? no, but i came close.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yes
74: Own any record albums? Yes
75: Own a record player? Yes, but it hasn't worked in ages.
76: Regularly burn incense? no, but i used to.
77: Ever been in love? yes
78: Who would you like to see in concert? David Bowie
79: What was the last concert you saw? HUGH FUCKING LAURIE!!!
80: Hot tea or cold tea? Hot
81: Tea or coffee? tea
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? sugar
83: Can you swim well? yes
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? sometimes
85: Are you patient? not really.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding? see #70
87: Ever won a contest? Yes
88: Ever have plastic surgery? No.
89: Which are better black or green olives? I hate olives.
90: Can you knit or crochet? no
91: Best room for a fireplace? Living room
92: Do you want to get married? what is with all the marriage questions?
93: If married, how long have you been married? Not married.
94: Who was your HS crush? an actor who was very popular at the time but I'm not going to say who because he is VERY uncool now.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids? No.
97: Do you want kids? FUCK NO
98: Whats your favorite color? purple.
99: Do you miss anyone right now? Yes.
