they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it
really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at
describing the story. So, your mission, should you choose to accept it,
is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to
guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing
or fandom to make it harder to guess.