1. "Ummm, I'm used to circumcised guys. Would you ever consider having it done?"
2. "We're going to have to hose Gomez and Morticia off like a couple of dogs!"
3. "How much of a raise do I get?"
4. "Have a fit, hell, he'd blow up the hospital like the damn Joker."
5. "I fucked you in the ass last night and you can't pee when I'm in the shower?!"
6. "Hi, Jennifer! Come on in here, let me cut you a piece of cake and get you something to drink. We have coffee--"
7. "THEY'RE HERE ALREADY! THEY'RE HERE ALREADY!! YOU'RE NEXT! YOU'RE NEXT!!!"
any other fic writers who want to do this yourself, I'd love that.