here's a meme i got from the lovely hughville and some other people:
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
my natural hair color is medium brown with some grey. I've never tried coloring my hair except for spray on purple for a Halloween costume once.
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Not really. i have what George Carlin called phosphorescent Irish skin.
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Jeeves and Wooster, Seasons 1-3 House, Monty Python, Trailer Park Boys
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
I change my mind about that a lot, right now i like lilac, apple spice and several impostors.
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Is Hugh around?? (copying hughville's answer because I totally agree with it)
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Bagel and cream cheese.
Windpipe: Do you sing?
yes. I love to do it but I tend to get very mixed reactions.
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
yes. my left middle finger is slightly twisty looking because when i was twelve it got broken when I got in a fight with another kid and I didn't realize it was broken, i thought it was just a really bad sprain so it wasn't set properly.
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
I love to write, i don't draw as much as I used to. You know those books about how to draw specific characters? they have them for everything from Disney to the Simpsons. If there's one for My Little Pony FIM I'd love it if I got one as a present.
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
CD players count?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Sure if you count my giant crush on Hugh, not otherwise though.
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
They do not exist.
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
yeah, when I'm not too tired.
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
it would take less time to list the people who haven't called me those things.
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
not unless it's either Willie nelson or Johnny Cash.