1. I am...pissed I can't go to the only Halloween party I was invited to because it's really far away and I can't get anybody to give me a ride. I love Halloween and I want to do SOMETHING.
2. My ex-boyfriend...was an abusive creep. I haven't seen him in a very long time and I'm quite pleased about it.
3. Maybe I should...look for restaurants that do a good Thanksgiving dinner.
4. I love... my friends, my family, Hugh Laurie and animals.
5. I don’t understand...colored condoms.
6. I lost my...ring that had my name on it.
7. My father...is a great guy. I love him.
8. People say I’m... funny and smart
9. Love is...able to take even more shapes than Jake the dog.
10. Somewhere, someone is... watching some version of Star Trek.
11. I will always...have some obsessive crush on some celebrity. It's been Hugh for a long time.
12. Forever is...a long, long time.
13. I never want to...have a kid.
14. When I wake up in the morning... I usually pee, take a shower, put some clothes on and have a tea.
15. Life is full of...changes.
16. My past... is probably only interesting to me.
17. I get annoyed when...people get pushy with me. Yesterday this woman in this one grocery store got pushy over a damn penny.
18. Parties are for... rejoicing. I love parties.
19. I wish... I had more money
20. My cats are... unfortunately non-existent. I have really bad allergies and I like cats.
21. Nice... is a word my mom overuses.
22. Tomorrow I’m going to... make Indonesian shrimp curry.
23. I really want some...body to invite me to a Halloween party I can actually get to.
24. I have low tolerance for people who... talk down to me.
25. If I had a million dollars... I'd use it to buy gifts for friends and a few goodies for myself.