Iatroeco-oxyglossophilia (pronounced EYE-A-TROH-EE-KO-OX-EE-GLOSS-OH-FEEL-EE-A
"Greg, I didn't know you could juggle. " I smiled. "Let's see you do it with broken bottles."
"Do I look like Penn Jillette to you?"
"Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a magician!"
House laughed really hard, but then said, "Oww!"
My face fell. "Your leg acting up again?"
"No, I'm not used to smiling or laughing this much. I hurt my face!"
"I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you."
"I'd really rather you laughed, I hate being pitied about as much as you said you do. Why do you think Cameron pisses me off?"
"Wanna back rub?"