1. has the superpower of never getting hangovers. I was drunk off my butt last night and I only feel slightly tired right now.
2. uses "House" as a verb to mean eating somebody else's food. ("Can I House some of your fries?")
3. has fantasies about actually living in the world of the Jeeves and Wooster stories, not only because I love Hugh Laurie and think they're funny stuff but because you could actually get away with having no job whatsoever as long as you could turn on the old charm.
4. traces the shape of the old United Artists logo with the blue lines that go at right angles whenever I watch a UA movie because I liked that old logo and think the newer ones look stupid and boring.