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Is House a Louse?

(Dr. Seuss parody)


House gets quite bored with sniffles and sneezes,
He'd much rather look at real freaky diseases.
Normal doctors consult him when they're in a pinch,
But he gets in lousier moods than the Grinch.
The day's first clinic patient has crabs (yes it's true)
Not the kind that you eat but the kind that eat you.
He avoids all the rest, to be realistic
He doesn't consider himself masochistic.
He barely can stand to deal with the noobs
While Cuddy yells, "Will you stop ogling my boobs?!"
So he hangs out with Wilson for stories impressive
But Wilson won't stop being passive-aggressive.


I'm a fucking loonie, I know it.
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    My parents were talking yesterday about having me come visit them next month which I would love to do as long as they don't give me a hard time about…

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    I have to go get more groceries today including tp. I hope the hoarders haven't started up again.

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    Not much going on here, I'd rather not haul around groceries with a bad leg but at least it's getting better, the PT seems to be working.

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  • (no subject)

    My parents were talking yesterday about having me come visit them next month which I would love to do as long as they don't give me a hard time about…

  • (no subject)

    I have to go get more groceries today including tp. I hope the hoarders haven't started up again.

  • (no subject)

    Not much going on here, I'd rather not haul around groceries with a bad leg but at least it's getting better, the PT seems to be working.