chocolate_frapp (chocolate_frapp) wrote,
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The concert last night was SO FUN!!
Last night I had one of the funniest dreams I've ever had. Tracey Ullman of all people was running a business where all these actors were hanging out at tables in some cafe/restaurant and basically being ripoffs of different characters from TV shows. They had a Star Trek table, a Little Britain table (mercifully not with that woman who barfs), etc. Most of them were actually pretty good at conveying the characters they were supposed to but the House table was WAY off. There was one guy who I couldn't figure out who he was supposed to be but he sure wasn't Wilson or Chase and he couldn't be Foreman because he was white, the woman who was supposed to be Cameron just cried a lot and the guy who was supposed to be House was terrible. All he did was make really obvious speculations and mildly grumpy comments with none of House's wit, he had a cane but didn't limp, and he looked nothing like Hugh Laurie other than a somewhat similar jaw. I said something about how ridiculous this was considering Tracey Ullman has worked with the real Hugh! His eyes were brown, narrow and not confident at all and the worst was his hair. It was long and blond, and not like a hippie or a metal dude's hair but with high pigtails like some airhead early '80s 13 year old girl. I started banging my hand (I was wearing a big ring) on a table rhythmically and chanting "HOUSE DOES NOT HAVE GIRL HAIR!" The whole place went nuts with other customers chanting their objections to other shows (some of which I couldn't identify) and Tracey Ullman started getting sort of flustered. Then a bunch of actresses (including Judi Dench!) showed up dressed up as various Tracey Ullman characters and she got PISSED. I literally woke up laughing.
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