me: (making fun of dumb dishwasher detergent commercial) the ultimate button on your dishwasher should be one that cleans your whole apartment while you go out.
my best friend and roomie: The Jeeves button!
Day 15 A snuffed candle of a book They threw another metaphor at me I don't understand so never mind. I had a cup of caramel vanilla tea this…
Day 14 A book balanced on a knife edge I don't really know what this metaphor is supposed to mean so I don't think I can answer this one. I'm in a…
Day 13 A book with a premise you'd never seen before quite like that Encyclopaedia of Hell: An Invasion Manual For Demons Concerning the Planet…