1. What are your favorite words?
2. What are your least favorite words?
any word used to express bigotry, playdate, lifestyle, wellness
3. What turns you on? (creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?)
silk, chocolate, Hugh Laurie, Brazilian jazz
4. What turns you off?
bad personal hygiene
5. What is your favorite curse word?
fuck, because it's the only curse word that means something fun
6. What sounds or noises do you love?
lots of different kinds of music
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
gum cracking, screaming
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Hugh Laurie's sexual personal assistant, haha
9. What profession would you not like to do?
anything where'd I have to spend any time around Trump
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"I don't blame you for not believing in me, I didn't exactly make it easy. John Lennon and Oscar Wilde would like to meet you."